Mudder's Milk Wine / Spirits/ Booze Tote or Gift Bag inspired by Firefly (Serenity) Episode called Jaynestown


Just what a Mudder from Canton (aka Jaynestown) would want. Mudder's Milk has "all the protein, vitamins and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15 percent alcohol."

This is a made to order wine or spirit tote that could also be used as a gift bag for your favorite Browncoat. It is a 10oz 100% natural Cotton Canvas drawstring bag and measures approx. ~6.5" x 13". The graphic is a bit distressed. The bag will hold 1 750ml bottle of wine or other spirits or similar sized gift.

For the longest life please machine wash inside out in cold water.

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no bottles or actual Mudder's Milk included ;) Shay Shay!


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